All kinds of no.

Me: It's my birthday! Give me a free shot.

Female Bartender: No

Me: Come on, pleeeeease?

Female Bartender: Happy birthday.

Shes throws me a Jello shot.

Me: Thank you! I'd fuck you if you'd let me........

Now, in my head this sounded like such a great compliment.

Yelling it drunkenly to a Bartender.........not so much.