"So, do you want a baby or are you just making sure?"
In my head it seemed like a perfectly good question of a complete stranger could ask anyone.
She looked at me, jaw dropped, and said " That, is, Personal!" with a capitol P. I realized I had just made a horrible mistake and walked away from bagging her groceries.
Come back soon for the story of when I got caught stealing KY while on the job, its a good one.